Wednesday Night List

Will winter ever come?

Will I ever get back in shape again?

Will I ever hassle my thesis committee into shape and become a real Master of Arts?

Will I ever go back to school again, for anything?

Will I ever leave the place I'm working at, and if so, will it be for something awesome?

Will I ever write a book about it all?

Will I ever manipulate the capitalist system for my own ends, instead of feeling cyclically elated/deflated by consumerism?

Will it ever snow? Really, could it go a whole, entire winter without snowing??? New York, don't make me ask for the price of admission back, really.